Real name: Alyssa
Fake name: Anything applicable
Age: Twenty-one years old
Location: Under the mass of incandescent gas
Occupation: Professional wannabe dancer, actress, ninja, geek, and sugar enthusiast.

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danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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gamefreaksnz:

Normal vs. Gamer Hand

gamefreaksnz:

Normal vs. Gamer Hand

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passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.
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Eloquently put. 

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

Eloquently put. 

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thepersonificationofperfection:

Poplar Kid’s Republic

Beijing

Livraria Lello

Porto, Portugal

Shakespeare & Co. Antiquarian Books

Paris

El Péndulo

Mexico City

Selexyz Bookstore

Maastricht, Holland

Cook and Book

Brussels, Belgium

El Ateneo Grand Splendid

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Ler Devagar

Lisbon, Portugal

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wilwheaton:

ktshy:

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the creative process
Yup. GO GREEN GO!

This is painfully true.

wilwheaton:

ktshy:

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the creative process

Yup. GO GREEN GO!

This is painfully true.

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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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Evopropinquitous: Things I Learned as a Field Biologist #639

evopropinquitous:

It is generally unwise to get your feet wet when doing field work. Yes, there’s a certain amount of squishy discomfort when your wool socks are squelching in your rubber boots, with the wet fabric gently but persistently scraping against the now-doughy, damp, cold flesh of your feet. And if you…

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veryspooky:

this is exactly what is following you up the stairs if you don’t look behind you on the way up

veryspooky:

this is exactly what is following you up the stairs if you don’t look behind you on the way up

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